"Willis, Connie - Even The Queen" - читать интересную книгу автора (Willis Connie)

"Be sure to tell Mother about that one," I said, and opened the door to McGregor's.
It was one of those restaurants with a morning glory vine twining around the maitre d's desk and garden plots between the tables.
"Perdita suggested it," Mother said, guiding Bysshe and I past the onions to our table. "She told me a lot of the Cyclists are floratarians."
"Is she here?" I asked, sidestepping a cucumber frame.
"Not yet." She pointed past a rose arbor. "There's our table."
Our table was a wicker affair under a mulberry tree. Viola and Twidge were seated on the far side next to a trellis of runner beans, looking at menus.
"What are you doing here, Twidge?" I asked. "Why aren't you in school?"
"I am," she said, holding up her LCD slate. "I'm remoting today."
"I thought she should be part of this discussion," Viola said. "After all, she'll be getting her shunt soon."
"My friend Kensy says she isn't going to get one, like Perdita," Twidge said.
"I'm sure Kensy will change her mind when the time comes," Mother said. "Perdita will change hers, too. Bysshe, why don't you sit next to Viola?"
Bysshe slid obediently past the trellis and sat down in the wicker chair at the far end of the table. Twidge reached across Viola and handed him a menu. "This is a great restaurant," she said. "You don't have to wear shoes." She held up a bare foot to illustrate. "And if you get hungry while you're waiting, you can just pick something." She twisted around in her chair, picked two of the green beans, gave one to Bysshe, and bit into the other one. "I bet she doesn't. Kensy says a shunt hurts worse than braces."
"It doesn't hurt as much as not having one," Viola said, shooting me a Now-Do-You-See-What-My-Sister's-Caused? look.
"Traci, why don't you sit across from Viola?" Mother said to me. "And we'll put Perdita next to you when she comes."
"If she comes," Viola said.
"I told her one o'clock," Mother said, sitting down at the near end. "So we'd have a chance to plan our strategy before she gets here. I talked to Carol Chen--"
"Her daughter nearly joined the Cyclists last year," I explained to Bysshe and Viola.
"She said they had a family gathering, like this, and simply talked to her daughter, and she decided she didn't want to be a Cyclist after all." She looked around the table. "So I thought we'd do the same thing with Perdita. I think we should start by explaining the significance of the Liberation and the days of dark oppression that preceded it--"
"I think," Viola interrupted, "we should try to talk her into just going off the ammenerol for a few months instead of having the shunt removed. If she comes. Which she won't."
"Why not?"
"Would you? I mean, it's like the Inquisition. Her sitting here while all of us 'explain' at her. Perdita may be crazy, but she's not stupid."
"It's hardly the Inquisition," Mother said. She looked anxiously past me toward the door. "I'm sure Perdita--" She stopped, stood up, and plunged off suddenly through the asparagus.
I turned around, half-expecting Perdita with light-up lips or a full-body tattoo, but I couldn't see through the leaves. I pushed at the branches.
"Is it Perdita?" Viola said, leaning forward.
I peered around the mulberry bush. "Oh, my God," I said.
It was my mother-in-law, wearing a black abayah and a silk yarmulke. She swept toward us through a pumpkin patch, robes billowing and eyes flashing. Mother hurried in her wake of trampled radishes, looking daggers at me.
I turned them on Viola. "It's your grandmother Karen," I said accusingly. "You told me you didn't get through to her."
"I didn't," she said. "Twidge, sit up straight. And put your slate down."
There was an ominous rustling in the rose arbor, as of leaves shrinking back in terror, and my mother-in-law arrived.
"Karen!" I said, trying to sound pleased. "What on earth are you doing here? I thought you were in Baghdad."
"I came back as soon as I got Viola's message," she said, glaring at everyone in turn. "Who's this?" she demanded, pointing at Bysshe. "Viola's new livein?"
"No!" Bysshe said, looking horrified.
"This is my law clerk, Mother," I said. "Bysshe Adams-Hardy."
"Twidge, why aren't you in school?"
"I am," Twidge said. "I'm remoting." She held up her slate. "See? Math."
"I see," she said, turning to glower at me. "It's a serious enough matter to require my great-grandchild's being pulled out of school and the hiring of legal assistance, and yet you didn't deem it important enough to notify me. Of course, you never tell me anything, Traci."
She swirled herself into the end chair, sending leaves and sweet pea blossoms flying and decapitating the broccoli centerpiece. "I didn't get Viola's cry for help until yesterday. Viola, you should never leave messages with Hassim. His English is virtually nonexistent. I had to get him to hum me your ring. I recognized your signature, but the phones were out, so I flew home. In the middle of negotiations, I might add."
"How are negotiations going, Grandma Karen?" Viola asked.
"They were going extremely well. The Israelis have given the Palestinians half of Jerusalem, and they've agreed to time-share the Golan Heights." She turned to glare momentarily at me. "They know the importance of communication." She turned back to Viola. "So why are they picking on you, Viola? Don't they like your new livein?"
"I am not her livein," Bysshe protested.
I have often wondered how on earth my mother-in-law became a mediator and what she does in all those negotiation sessions with Serbs and Catholics and North and South Koreans and Protestants and Croats. She takes sides, jumps to conclusions, misinterprets everything you say, refuses to listen. And yet she talked South Africa into a Mandelan government and would probably get the Palestinians to observe Yom Kippur. Maybe she just bullies everyone into submission. Or maybe they have to band together to protect themselves against her.
Bysshe was still protesting. "I never even met Viola till today. I've only talked to her on the phone a couple of times."
"You must have done something," Karen said to Viola. "They're obviously out for your blood."
"Not mine," Viola said. "Perdita's. She's joined the Cyclists."
"The Cyclists? I left the West Bank negotiations because you don't approve of Perdita joining a biking club? How am I supposed to explain this to the president of Iraq? She will not understand, and neither do I. A biking club!" "The Cyclists do not ride bicycles," Mother said.
"They menstruate," Twidge said.
There was a dead silence of at least a minute, and I thought, it's finally happened. My mother-in-law and I are actually going to be on the same side of a family argument.
"All this fuss is over Perdita's having her shunt removed?" Karen said finally. "She's of age, isn't she? And this is obviously a case where personal sovereignty applies. You should know that, Traci. After all, you're a judge."
I should have known it was too good to be true.
"You mean you approve of her setting back the Liberation twenty years?" Mother said.