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"What do you suppose was the problem?" prompts Lindstrom again. "Jesus, you study your ass off," says the alien, who speaks an amazingly fluent American English with no accent. "Master two, three languages right down to the last idiot, pick up on gestures and folkways and history and culture, and then it's something dumb like the goddamn packaging that can give you away." "Idiom, Al. Not idiot," says Lindstrom, who has raised children and corrected them and whose fascination with the young man is only a little tempered by his fatigue. He is also a little worried that his involvement in this case will bring him too much exposure. He has all his life thrived on anonymity, living a fresh cover story with nearly every new assignment, and because of his frequent posting from one bureau in Justice to another, his hold on a federal pension is not as firm as he might wish. Bureaucrats achieving notoriety are invariably punished one way or another by their bureaus. "Id-i-om," chants Al mechanically, his young man's mind still engaged by the excitement of his perilous passage. "We got miles of tape and film and even aerosols the remotes collected so's we'd get the smells right and know a fart from a flower and by God we learned it all to about point nine nine nine, and then it's the goddamn packaging or something else indigenous that's equally dumb that you gotta do right. We could handle most of it in training, I mean, like the first pop-top beer can. I had practice with the damn thing at the academy from the amputations, but I could handle it. "And I could deal with a bunch of coat hangers, which aren't exactly packaging, but just about as big a pain in the ass to someone who's never seen one before. But boy, the shrink pack stuff, until you know it's supposed to be broken you can spend a hell of a time poking around, trying to find the tear strip or button or pry point or whatever, trying not to let on to anyone that you haven't, you know, opened a million of the things, and screw up the whole tamale." He stops abruptly and drains his glass, setting it back on the bar with a clink and shaking his head, aware suddenly of his own volubility. "But then none of it mattered." He pauses to examine his empty glass, puzzled. "This is an overt penetration and I guess I could of showed up dressed in ergli-chicken feathers with a bone in my nose and it wouldn't have made any difference." "Not tamale," says Lindstrom. "Enchilada. It's an idiom from the Watergate affair thirty years ago, back in the seventies. The whole enchilada." "Yeah, we read about that." Then, chanting: "The whole en-chil-ad-a" to Lindstrom's nod of approval. "Okay, Al," says Lindstrom, picking up on Al's confusion about his preparation. "Why such elaborate training? How come all the preparation so you could pass for |
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