"Терри Прaтчетт. Песня про ежика " - читать интересную книгу автора Только ежика трахнет лишь круглый дурак.
Можно ежика стукнуть, а можно и пнуть, Можно тросточкой ежика в пузико ткнуть, Можно в ежика из револьвера пальнуть, А о том, чтобы трахнуть - и думать забудь. И в конце трудового тяжелого дня, Трахнув тигра, летучую мышь и слепня, Ты воскликнешь устало: "Ну, что за фигня! Этот долбаный ежик затрахал меня!" The Hedgehog Song, v1.7 ----- Reconstructed by Matthew Crosby and alt.fan.pratchett from the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett ----- Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do But I have to say this as a warning to you: With almost all animals, you can have ball But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS 1: The spines on his back are too sharp for a man The result I think you'll find will appall: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Mounting a horse can often be fun An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS 2: The spines on his back are so awful thick you'll end up with naught but a painful prick. He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball, Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo Will be entertaining to both her and you Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS 3: (So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come You'll never get through his impregnable bum With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball The hedgehog can never be buggered at all) CHORUS A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet |
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