"Use of Weapons" - читать интересную книгу автора (Banks Iain)SixSwaying slightly, scratching his head, he put the gun stock-down on the floor of the smallbay, held the weapon by its barrel, and squinted one-eyed into the muzzle, muttering. "Zakalwe," Diziet Sma said, "we diverted twenty-eight million people and a trillion tonnes of space ship two months off course to get you to Voerenhutz on time; I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until the job is done before you blow your brains out." He turned round to see Sma and the drone entering the rear of the smallbay; a traveltube capsule flicked away behind them. "Eh?" he said, then waved. "Oh, hi." He wore a white shirt — sleeves rolled up — black pantaloons, and nothing on his feet. He picked the plasma rifle up, shook it, banged it on the side with his free hand, and sighted down the length of the smallbay. He steadied, squeezed the trigger. Light flared briefly, the gun leapt back at him, and there was an echoing snap of noise. He looked down to the far end of the bay, two hundred metres away, where a glittering black cube perhaps fifteen metres to a side sat under the overhead lights. He peered at the distant black object, pointed the gun at it again, and inspected the magnified view on one of the gun's screens. "Weird," he muttered, and scratched his head. There was a small tray floating at his side; it held an ornate metal jug and a crystal goblet. He took a drink from the goblet, staring intently at the gun. "Zakalwe," Sma said. "What, exactly, are you doing?" "Target practice," he said. He drank from the goblet again. "You want a drink, Sma? I'll order another glass…" "No thanks." Sma looked down to the far end of the bay, at the strange and gleaming black cube. "And what is "Ice," Skaffen-Amtiskaw said. "Yeah," he nodded, putting the goblet down to adjust something on the plasma rifle. "Ice." "Dyed black ice," the drone said. "Ice," Sma said, nodding, but none the wiser. "Why ice?" "Because," he said, sounding annoyed, "this… this "But why are you shooting at ice?" Sma insisted. "Sma," he cried, "are you deaf? Because this parsimonious pile of junk claims it hasn't got any rubbish on board it can let me shoot at." He shook his head, opened an inspection panel on the side of the weapon. "Why not shoot at target holos like everybody else?" Sma asked. "Holos are all very well, Diziet, but…" He turned and presented her with the gun. "Here; hold this a minute, will you? Thanks." He fiddled with something inside the inspection panel while Sma held the gun in both hands. The plasma rifle was a metre and a quarter long, and very heavy. "Holos are all right for calibration and that sort of crap, but for… for getting the Sma and the drone exchanged looks. "You hold this… cannon," Sma said to the machine. Skaffen-Amtiskaw's fields were glowing pink with amusement. It took the weight of the gun from her while the man continued to tinker with the weapon's insides. "I don't think a General Systems Vehicle thinks in terms of junk, Zakalwe," Sma said, sniffing dubiously at the contents of the ornately-worked metal jug. She wrinkled her nose. "Just matter that's currently in use and matter that's available to be recycled and turned into something else to be used. No such thing as rubbish." "Yeah," he muttered. "That's the crap it came out with as well." "Gave you ice instead, eh?" the drone said. "Had to settle for it." He nodded, clicking the armoured inspection panel back into place and lifting the gun out of the drone's grip. "Should take a hit all right, but now I can't get the damn gun to work." "Zakalwe," the drone sighed. "It would hardly be surprising if it isn't working. That thing belongs in a museum. It's eleven hundred years old. We make pistols that are more powerful, nowadays." He sighted carefully, breathed smoothly… then smacked his lips, put the gun down and took a drink from the goblet. He looked back at the drone. "But this thing's This firing fared no better than the others. He sighed and shook his head, staring at the weapon. "It's not working," he said plaintively. "It just isn't working. I'm getting recoil, but it just isn't working." "May I?" Skaffen-Amtiskaw said. It floated towards the gun. The man looked suspiciously at the drone. Then he turned the gun over to it. The plasma rifle flashed from every available screen, things clicked and beeped, the inspection panels flicked open and shut, and then the drone gave the gun back to the man. "It's in perfect working order," it said. "Huh." He held the weapon in one hand, up and out from his body, then slapped the back of the stock with his other hand, whirling the big rifle round so that it spun like a rotor in front of his face and chest. He didn't take his eyes off the drone while he did this. He was still looking at the machine when he twisted his wrist, brought the gun to a stop — already aimed straight at the distant black cube of ice — and fired it, all in one smooth action. Again, the gun seemed to fire, but the ice sat undisturbed. "The hell it's working," he said. "How exactly did your conversation with the ship go, when you asked for your "rubbish"?" the drone inquired. "I don't remember," he said loudly. "I told it what a complete cretin it was for not having some junk to shoot at, and it said when people wanted to shoot at real shit they usually used ice. So I said, all right then, you scumbag rocket… or something like that; give me some ice!" He held out his hands expressively. "That was all." He dropped the gun. The drone caught it. "Try asking it to clear the bay for firing practice," it suggested. "Specifically, ask it to clear a space in its trapdoor coverage." He accepted the gun from the drone, looking disdainful. "All right," he said slowly. He looked about to say something else, talking into mid-air, then looked uncertain. He scratched his head, glanced at the drone and appeared to be about to talk to it, then looked away again. Finally he jabbed a finger at Skaffen-Amtiskaw. "You… you ask for… all that. It'll sound better coming from another machine." "Very well. It's done," the drone said. "You only had to ask." "Hmm," he said. He switched his suspicious look from the drone to the distant black cube. He lifted the gun and aimed at the icy mass. He fired. The gun rammed back against his shoulder, and a blinding flash of light threw his shadow behind him. The sound was like a grenade going off. A pencil-thin white line seared the length of the smallbay and joined the gun to the fifteen metre cube of ice, which shattered into a million fragments in a floor-thumping detonation of light and steam and a furiously blossoming cloud of black vapour. Sma stood, her hands clasped behind her back, and watched debris fountain fifty metres to the top of the bay, where it ricocheted off the roof. More black shrapnel flew the same distance to crash into the bay's side walls… and tumbling, glittering black shards slithered across the floor towards them. Most skidded to a stop on the ridged surface of the bay, though a few small pieces — blown a long way through the air before thumping into the deck — did actually slide past the two humans and the watching drone, and clunk into the rear wall of the bay. Skaffen-Amtiskaw picked up a fist-size piece from near Sma's feet. The sound of the explosion echoed clangingly back off the walls a few times, gradually fading. Sma felt her ears relax. "Happy, Zakalwe?" she asked. He blinked, then switched the gun off and turned to Sma. "Seems to be working all right now," he shouted. Sma nodded. "Mm-hmm." He motioned with his head. "Let's go get a drink." He took up the goblet, and drank as he walked towards the traveltube port. "A drink?" Sma said, falling into step with the man and nodding at the glass he was drinking from. "Why; what's that?" "Nearly finished, that's what this is," he told her, loudly. He poured a last half-glass from the metal jug into the goblet. "Ice?" the drone offered, holding up the dripping black lump. "No thanks." Something flickered in the traveltube, and a capsule was suddenly there, door rolling open. "What's this… trapdoor coverage, anyway?" he asked the machine. "General Systems Vehicle internal explosion protection," the drone explained, letting the humans board the capsule first. "Snaps anything significantly more powerful than a fart straight into hyperspace; blast, radiation; the lot." "Shit," he said, disgusted. "You mean you can let nukes off in these fuckers and they don't even The drone wobbled. " The man stood swaying in the capsule, watching the door roll back into place, shaking his head sorrily. "You people just have no idea of fair play, do you?" The last time he had been on a GSV had been ten years earlier, after he'd almost died on Fohls. "Cheradenine?… Cheradenine?" He heard the voice, but wasn't sure the woman was really talking to him. It was a beautiful voice. He wanted to reply to it. But he couldn't work out how to. It was very dark. "Cheradenine?" A very patient voice. Concerned, somehow, but a hopeful voice; a cheerful, even loving voice. He tried to remember his mother. "Cheradenine?" the voice said again. Trying to get him to wake up. But he "Cheradenine… can you hear me?" He moved his lips, exhaled at the same time, and thought he might have produced a noise. He tried to open his eyes. The darkness wavered. "Cheradenine…?" There was a hand at his face, gently stroking his cheek. "H…" he managed. Just the start of a sound. "Cheradenine…" the voice said, close to his ear now. "It's Diziet here. Diziet Sma. Remember me?" "Diz…" he succeeded in saying, after a couple of failures. "Cheradenine?" "Yeah…" he heard himself breathe. "Try to open your eyes, will you?" "Try'n…" he said. Then light came, as though it had had nothing to do with him trying to open his eyes. Things took a while to gel, but eventually he saw a restful green ceiling, illuminated from the sides by a fan-shaped glow of concealed lighting, and Diziet Sma's face looking down at him. "Well done, Cheradenine." She smiled at him. "How are you feeling?" He thought about this. "Weird," he said. He was thinking hard now, trying to remember how he'd got here. Was this some sort of hospital? How "Where is this?" he said. Might as well try the direct approach. He tried shifting his hands, but without success. Sma glanced somewhere over his head as he did so. "The GSV "If I'm all right, why can't I move my hands or fee… shit." Suddenly he was tied to the wooden frame again; the girl was in front of him. He opened his eyes and saw her; Sma. A misty, uncertain light glowed all around. He wrenched at his bonds, but there was no sign of give, no hope… he felt the tug on his hair, then the thudding cut of the blade, and saw the girl in the red robe looking at him from somewhere over his be-bodied head. Everything revolved. He closed his eyes. The moment passed. He swallowed. He took a breath and opened his eyes again; at least these things seemed to be working. Sma looked down, relieved. "You just remembered?" "Yeah. I just remembered." "You going to be okay?" She sounded serious, but still reassuring. "I'll be all right," he said. Then; "it's just a scratch." She laughed, looked away for a bit, and when she looked to him again, she was biting her lip. "Hey," he said. "Narrow one, this time, huh?" he smiled. Sma nodded. "You could say that. Another few seconds and you'd have suffered brain damage; another few minutes and you'd have been dead. If only you'd had a homing implant; we could have picked you up days…" "Oh now, Sma," he said gently. "You know I can't be bothered with all that stuff." "Yeah, I know," she said. "Well, whatever; you're going to have to stay like this for a while." Sma smoothed hair from his forehead. "It'll take about two hundred days or so to grow a new body. They want me to ask you; do you want to sleep through the whole thing, or do you want to stay awake as normal… or anything in between? It's up to you. Makes no difference to the process." "Hmm." He thought about this. "I suppose I get to do lots of improving things, like listen to music and watch films or whatever, and read?" "If you want," Sma shrugged. "You can go the whole hog and spool fantasy head-tapes if you want." "Drink?" " "Yeah; can I get drunk?" "I don't know," Sma said, looking above and to one side. A voice muttered something. "Who's that?" he asked. "Stod Perice." A young man nodded, coming into view, upside down. "Medic. Hello there, Mr Zakalwe. I'll be looking after you, however you decide to spend the time." "D'you dream when you're under, if you do it that way?" he asked the medic. "Depends how deep you want to go. We can send you so far down you think no more than a second's passed during those two hundred days, or you can lucid dream every second of them. Whatever you want." "What do most people do?" "Switch right off; wake up with a new body after no appreciable time." "Thought so. Can I get drunk while I'm hooked up to whatever the hell it is I'm hooked up to?" Stod Perice grinned. "I'm sure we could arrange it. If you want, we could give you drug-glands; ideal opportunity, just…" "No thanks." He closed his eyes briefly and tried to shake his head. "Occasional inebriety will be quite sufficient." Stod Perice nodded. "Well, I think we can rig you for that." "Great. Sma?" he looked at her. She raised her eyebrows. "I'll stay awake," he told her. Sma smiled slowly. "I had a feeling you might." "You sticking around?" "Could do," the woman said. "Would you like me to?" "I'd appreciate it." "And I'd like to." She nodded thoughtfully. "Okay. I'll watch you put on weight." "Thanks. And thanks for not bringing that goddamn drone. I can imagine the jokes." "… Yes," Sma said, hesitantly, so that he said: "Sma? What is it?" "Well…" The woman looked uncomfortable. "Tell me." "Skaffen-Amtiskaw," she said, awkwardly. "It sent you a present." She fished a small package from her pocket, flourished it, embarrassed. "I… I don't know what it is, but…" "Well Sma opened the package. She looked at the contents. Stod Perice leant over, and then turned quickly away, holding one hand at his mouth, coughing. Sma pursed her lips. "I may ask for a new escort drone." He closed his eyes. "What is it?" "It's a hat." He laughed at that. Sma did too, eventually (though she threw things at the drone, later). Stod Perice accepted the hat as an onward-gift. It was only later, in the dim red of the hospital section light, while Sma danced slowly with some new conquest, and Stod Perice was dining out with friends and telling them the story of the hat, and life went on throughout the rest of the great ship, that he remembered how, a few years earlier, and very far away, Shias Engin had traced the wounds on his body (cool slim fingers on the puckered new-looking flesh, the smell of her skin and the tingling sweep of her hair). And in two hundred days he would have a new body. And ( And he realised he had lost her. Not Shias Engin, whom he'd loved, or thought he had, and certainly lost… but her; the other one, the real one, the one who'd lived within him through a century of icy sleep. He had thought he would not lose her until the day he died. Now he knew differently, and felt broken by the knowledge and the loss. He whispered her name to the quiet red night. Overhead, the ever-watchful medical monitoring unit saw some fluid seep from the bodiless human's tear ducts, and wondered dumbly at it. "How old is old Tsoldrin, now?" "Eighty, relative," the drone said. "You think he'll want to come out of retirement? Just because I ask him to?" He looked sceptical. "You're all we could think of," Sma told him. "Can't you just let the old guy grow old in peace?" "There's a little more at stake than the happy retirement of one ageing politico, Zakalwe." "What? The universe? Life as we know it?" "Yes; tens, maybe hundreds of millions of times over." "Very philosophical." "And you didn't let the Ethnarch Kerian grow old in peace, did you?" "Damn right," he said, and wandered a little further into the armoury. "That old pisshead deserved to die a million times." The converted minibay engineering space housed a dazzling array of Culture and other weaponry. Zakalwe, Sma thought, was like a kid in a toy store. He was selecting gear and loading it onto a pallet which Skaffen-Amtiskaw was guiding after the man, down the aisles of racks and drawers and shelves all stuffed and packed with projectile weapons, line guns, laser rifles, plasma projectors, multitudinous grenades, effectors, plane charges, passive and reactive armour, sensory and guard devices, full combat suits, missile packs, and at least a dozen other distinctly different types of device Sma didn't recognize. "You'll never be able to carry this lot, Zakalwe. "This is just the shortlist," he told her. He took a stocky, boxy-looking gun with no appreciable barrel from a shelf. He held it out to the drone, "What's this?" "CREWS; assault rifle," Skaffen-Amtiskaw said. "Seven fourteen tonne batteries; seven-element single shot to forty-four point eight kilorounds a second (minimum firing time eight point seven five seconds), maximum single burst; seven times two-fifty kilogrammes; frequency from mid-visible to high X-ray." He hefted it. "Not very well balanced." "That's its stowed configuration. Slide the whole top back." "Hmm." He pretended to aim the readied gun. "Now, what's to stop you putting your supporting hand over here, where the beams are going?" "Common sense?" suggested the drone. "Uh-huh. I'll stick with my obsolete plasma rifle." He put the gun back. "Anyway, Sma; you should be pleased old men do want to come out of retirement for you. Dammit, I should be devoting myself to gardening or something, not storming off to the galactic backwoods doing your dirty work." "Oh, yeah," Sma said. "And a big struggle I had too, convincing you to quit your «gardening» and come back to us. Shit, Zakalwe; your bags were packed." "I must have telepathically already have realized the urgency of the situation." He heaved a massive black gun from a rack, swung it with both hands, grunting with the effort. "Holy shit. Do you fire this mother or just use it as a battering ram?" "Idiran hand cannon," Skaffen-Amtiskaw sighed. "Don't wave it around like that; it's very old and quite rare." "No fucking wonder." He struggled to lift the gun back into its rack, then continued down the aisle. "Come to think of it, Sma, I'm so old my whole life ought to be on triple time or something; I'm probably grossly undercharging you for this whole sorry escapade." "Well, if you're going to look at it that way, we should be charging you for… patent infringement? Giving those old guys their youth back using our technology." "Don't knock it. You don't know what it's like getting that old that early." "Yeah, but it applies to everybody; you were giving it only to the most evil, power-mad bastards on the planet." "They were top-down societies! What do you expect? Anyway; if I'd given it to everybody… think of the population explosion!" "Zakalwe, I thought about that when I was about fifteen; they teach you that sort of stuff in early school, in the Culture. It was all thought through long ago; it's part of our history, part of our upbringing. That's why what you did would look insane to a school-kid. "Whoo!" he said, stopping suddenly and taking something from an open shelf. "What's "Beyond your ken," Skaffen-Amtiskaw said. "What a beauty!" He gripped the stunningly complicated weapon and twirled it. "What "Micro Armaments System, Rifle," the drone narrated. "It's… oh, look, Zakalwe; it has ten separate weapon systems, not including the semi-sentient guard facility, the reactive shield components, the IFF-set quick-reaction swing-packs or the AG unit, and before you ask, the controls are all on the wrong side because that's the left-hand bias version, and the balance — like the weight and the independently variable inertia — are fully adjustable. It also takes about half a year's training just to learn how to use it "I don't "Don't try and hide behind necessity, Zakalwe. You could have changed your life; you don't have to live the way you do; you could have joined the Culture, become one of us; at least lived the way we do, but —» "Sma!" he exclaimed, turning to her. "That's for you; it isn't for me. You think I'm wrong to have my age stabilised; even the chance of immortality is… wrong, to you. Okay; I can see that. In your society, the way you live your lives, of course it is. You have your three-fifty, four hundred years, and know you'll get right to the end of them; die with your boots off. For me… that won't work. I don't have that certainty. I enjoy the perspective from the edge, Sma; I like to feel that up-draft on my face. So sooner or later I'll die; violently, probably. Maybe even foolishly, because that's often the way of it; you avoid nukes and determined assassins… and then choke on a fish bone… but who cares? So; your stasis is your society, and mine… is my age. But we are both assured of death." Sma looked at the floor, hands clasped behind her back. "All right," she said. "But don't forget who gave you that perspective from the edge." He smiled sadly. "Yes; you saved me. But you've also lied to me; sent — no, listen — sent me on damn fool missions where I was on the opposite side from the one I thought I was on, had me fight for incompetent aristos I'd gladly have strangled, in wars where I didn't know you were backing both sides, filled my balls full of alien seed I was supposed to inject into some poor damn female… nearly got me killed… "You've never forgotten me for that hat, have you?" Skaffen-Amtiskaw said, with fake bitterness. "Oh, Cheradenine," Sma said. "Don't pretend it hasn't been fun, too." "Sma, believe me; it has not all been "fun"." He leant against a cabinet full of ancient projectile weapons. "And, worse than all that," he insisted, "is when you turn the goddamn maps upside-down." "What?" Sma said, puzzled. "Turning the maps upside down," he repeated. "Have you any "Zakalwe, I had no idea. Let me offer you my apologies and those of the entire Special Circumstances Section; no, all of Contact; no: the entire Culture; no: all intelligent species." "Sma, you remorseless bitch, I'm trying to be serious." "No, I don't think you are. Maps…" "But it's true! They turn them the wrong way up!" "Then there must," Diziet Sma said, "be a reason for it." "What?" he demanded. "Psychology," Sma and the drone said at the same time. "Two suits?" Sma said later, when he was making his final equipment selection. They were still in the armoury mini-bay, but Skaffen-Amtiskaw had gone off to do something more interesting than watch a kid shop for toys. He heard the accusatory tone in Sma's voice, and looked up. "Yes; two suits. So what?" "Those can be used to imprison somebody, Zakalwe; I know that. They're not just for protection." "Sma; if I'm lifting this guy out of a hostile environment, with no immediate help from you guys because you have to stand off and be seen to be pure — fake though that might be — I have to have the tools to do the job. Serious FYT suits are numbered among those tools." "One," Sma said. "Sma, don't you trust me?" "One," Sma repeated. "Goddamn it! All right!" He dragged the suit away from the pile of equipment. "Cheradenine," Sma said, suddenly conciliatory. "Remember; we need Beychae's… commitment, not just his presence. That's why we couldn't impersonate him; that's why we couldn't tamper with his mind…" "Sma, you're sending "All right," Sma said, suddenly nervous-looking. She clapped her hands once softly, looked a little embarrassed. "By the way, Cheradenine, ah… what exactly are your plans? I know better than to ask for a mission profile or anything formal, but how He sighed. "I'm going to make him want to come to me." "How?" "Just one word." "A "A name." "What, yours?" "No; mine was supposed to be kept a secret when I was advisor to Beychae, but it must have leaked out by now. Too dangerous. I'll use another name." "Ah hah." Sma looked expectantly at him, but he went back to choosing between the various bits of equipment he'd picked out. "Beychae's in this university, right?" he said, not turning to look at Sma. "Yes; in the archives, almost permanently. But there are a lot of archives and he moves around a lot, and there are always guards." "Okay," he told her. "If you want to do something useful, try finding something that the university might want." Sma shrugged. "It's a capitalist society. How about money?" "I'll be doing that myself…" he paused, looked suspicious. "I will be allowed plenty of discretion in that area, won't I?" "Unlimited expenses," Sma nodded. He smiled. "Wonderful." He paused. "What source? A tonne of platinum? Sack of diamonds? My own bank?" "Well, more or less your own bank, yes," Sma said. "We've beea building up something called the Vanguard Foundation since the last war; commercial empire, comparatively ethical, expanding quietly. That's where your unlimited expenses will come from." "Well, with my unlimited expenses I'll probably try offering this university lots of money; but it would be better if there was some actual "All right," she said, nodding. Then her brow wrinkled. She indicated the combat suit." He looked puzzled, then said, "Oh; it's an FYT suit." "Yes; a serious FYT suit; that's what you said. But I thought I knew all the nomenclature; I've never heard that acronym before. What does it stand for?" "It stands for a serious fuck-you-too suit." He grinned. Sma made a clicking noise with her tongue. "Should have known better than to ask, shouldn't I?" Two days later, they stood in the hangar of the "Are you "Absolutely positive; keep that air-borne asshole to yourself." "Some other drone?" "No." "A knife missile?" "Diziet; "Hey; just refer to me as though I'm not here," Skaffen-Amtiskaw said. "Wishful thinking, drone." "Better than none at all, so above par for you," the machine said. He looked at the drone. "You sure they didn't issue a factory-recall on your batch number?" "Myself," said the drone, sniffily, "I have never been able to see what virtue there could be in something that was eighty per cent water." "Anyway," Sma said. "You know all the relevant stuff, yes?" "Yes," he said tiredly. The man's tanned, smoothly muscled body rippled as he bent, securing the plasma rifle in the capsule. He wore a pair of briefs. Sma — hair still tousled from bed, for this was early morning by ship time — wore a jellaba. "You know the people to contact?" she fretted. "And who's in charge and on what side…" "And what to do if my credit facilities are suddenly withdrawn? Yes; everything." "If — when you get him out — you head for…" "The enchanting, sunny system of Impren," he said tiredly, in a sing-song voice, "Where there are lots of friendly natives in a variety of ecologically sound space Habitats. Which are neutral." "Zakalwe," Sma said suddenly, taking his face in both hands and kissing him. "I hope this all works out." "Me too, funnily enough," he said. He kissed Sma back; she pulled away eventually. He shook his head, running his gaze down and up the woman's body, grinning. "Ah… one day, Diziet." She shook her head and smiled insincerely. "Not unless I'm unconscious or dead, Cheradenine." "Oh. I can still hope, then?" Sma slapped his backside. "On your way, Zakalwe." He stepped into the armoured combat suit. It closed around him. He flipped the helmet back. He looked suddenly serious. "You just make sure you know where —» "We know where she is," Sma said quickly. He looked at the floor of the hanger for a moment, then smiled back into Sma's eyes. "Good." He clapped his gloves together. "Great; I'll be off. See you later, with any luck." He stepped into the capsule. "Take care, Cheradenine," Sma said. "Yes; look after your disgusting cloven butt," Skaffen-Amtiskaw said. "Depend on it," he said, and blew both of them a kiss. From General Systems Vehicle to very fast picker to small module to the lobbed capsule to the suit that stood in the cold desert dust with a man encased inside it. He looked out through the open faceplate, and wiped a little sweat from his brow. It was dusk over the plateau. A few metres away, by the light of two moons and a fading sun, he could see the rimrock, frost-whitened. Beyond was the great gash in the desert which provided the setting for the ancient, half-empty city where Tsoldrin Beychae now lived. Clouds drifted, and the dust collected. "Well," he sighed, to no-one in particular, and looked up into yet another alien sky. "Here we are again." |
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