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You Suck Christopher Moore ACKNOWLEDGMENTS Chapter One Get Over It, a Lot of People Are Dead Chapter Two The Last Poop Chapter Three I am Poor and My Cat Is Huge Chapter Four Red and White and Dead all Over Chapter Five The Emperor of San Francisco Chapter Six Do Animals Get the Blues? Chapter Seven The List Chapter Eight She Walks in Beauty Chapter Nine It's Like Time Travel, Only You know, Slower… Chapter Ten Red, White, and Blue, Not Necessarily in That Order Chapter Eleven Then, When They Woke Up Chapter Twelve Blood, Coffee, Sex, Magix—Not necessarily in That Order Chapter Thirteen Moving Day Chapter Fourteen Powers for Good Chapter Fifteen Broken Clowns Chapter Sixteen Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Completely Fucked Servant of the Vampyre Flood Chapter Seventeen Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Newly Baptized Minion of the Night Chapter Eighteen Nobody Likes a Dead Whore Chapter Nineteen Our Dead Homeys Chapter Twenty It's a Wonderful Life Chapter Twenty-one Ladies and Gentlemen, Presenting the Disappointments Chapter Twenty-two Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Pathetic Nosferatu Noobsicle Chapter Twenty-three Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: The Hunted Chapter Twenty-four The Half-Life of American Cheese Chapter Twenty-five They Know Not What They Do Chapter Twenty-six Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Star-Crossed Lover and Tragic Fatale Chapter Twenty-seven Well, That Was Fucked Up Chapter Twenty-eight Wallflowers of the Night Chapter Twenty-nine Don't You Hate Running into Your Ex? Chapter Thirty Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Dark and Mysterious Goddess of Forbidden Love Chapter Thirty-one Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Not Unlike the Toaster, I Control the Darkness
You Suck Christopher Moore For my readers, by request
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS Thanks, again, to the usual suspects: my agent, Nick Ellison, and Sarah Dickman, Arija Weddle, and Marissa Matteo at Nicholas Ellison, Inc.; Jennifer Brehl, Kate Nintzel, Lisa Gallagher, Michael Morrison, Mike Spradlin, Jack Womack, Debbie Stier, Lynn Grady, and all my friends at William Morrow; and, of course, to Charlee Rodgers, for putting up with the frozen turkey bowling.
