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Baptist: You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it. We'll
wash the shit right off you.

Southern Baptist: Shit will happen. Praise the lord!

Iraqi Baathist: Oh shit!

Voodoo: Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you. Let's stick
some pins in this shit! This shit's gonna get you!

Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop
happening...

Unitarianism: What is this Shit? We affirm the right for shit to happen. Go
ahead, shit anywhere you want. It's not the shit that matters. It's the
process.

Orthodox: St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.

Greek Orthodox: Shit happens, usually in three's.

EST: I am at cause that shit will not happen. You're responsible for all
the shit that happens.

Fundamentalism: There's no shit in the Bible. Shit happens, but don't
publish it.

Twelve Step: Shit happens one day at a time.

Amish: Shit is good for the soil. This modern shit is worthless.

Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors.

Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.

Stoicism: This shit happening is good for me.

Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.

Bahaism: Why do you keep shitting on us?

Mysticism: This is really weird shit.

Paganism: Shit happens for a variety of reasons.

Rajhneesh: Give us your shit and put on this orange shit.

Rosicrucianism: What is this AMORC shit?

Satanism: We hope bad shit happens to all of you. We will make your shit