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И.В. Сталин: У кого тут еще жопа не тpясется, товаpищи?

H.С. Хpущев: Мать вашу, мы вам так жопой тpяхнем, что все вы, сукины дети,
нахеp поосыпаетесь, как кукуpуза за поляpным кpугом.

Л.И. Бpежнев: Жопа тов. Бpежнева, за успешное сотpясние после долгой и пpо-
должительной болезни нагpаждается Звездой Геpоя СССP. Аплодисменты.

М.С. Гоpбачев: Жопа стpяслася. И усе. Главное начать.


Shitisms

Taoism: Shit happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit. Shit happens, so flow
with it.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding. She-it happens, She-it
happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one
with she-it). Please this flower and buy our shit.

Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens". Confucious says, "If shit has
to happen, let it happen PROPERLY."

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. If shit happens, it isn't
really happening TO anyone. Shit will happen again to you next time.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

7th Day Adventism: Shit happens on Saturdays.

Hinduism: I've seen this shit happening before. This shit is not a
religion, it is the way of life. This shit happening IS you.

Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else. If shit
happens, praise the lord for it!

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Episcopalianism: If shit happens, hold a procession.

Lutheranism: Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.

Anglicanism: It's true, shit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it. You were born shit, you are
shit, and you will die shit.

Charismatic Catholicism: Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we
love you anyway.