"Scandal takes a Holiday" - читать интересную книгу автора (Davis Lindsey)

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Beset by family, I needed escape. We informers are tough men. Our work is grim. When not treading a solitary path, we like to be surrounded by other grim, tough men who feel that life is filthy, but that they have mastered it. I sought fellow professionals. I went to visit the vigiles. A weary group was hauling back a siphon engine after a fire last night. Begrimed and still coughing from the smoke, they trundled in listlessly through the tall gate of the squadron house. A couple dragged charred esparto mats. These seem crude, but used in quantity they can suffocate a small blaze, long before water can be fetched. One squat soul with meeting eyebrows, who must have been on punishment duty, was laden with everyone's axes and crowbars, and had all their ropes slung around him in diagonal coils; the others were joshing him as he dropped his load just inside the entrance and collapsed. They clanged down their empty fire buckets, and straggled off to wash. Ex slaves to a man, they were used to exhaustion, dirt and danger. Each knew that if he survived for six years, he would receive a diploma of citizenship. Quite a few did not survive. Of those who did, some madmen would even choose to stay on afterwards. Self-preservation took second place to the free meals and camaraderie. And maybe they liked roughing up the populace while on the crime roster. I followed them inside. Nobody challenged me. Somewhere there should be an officer of the day, like Petro an ex-legionary who wanted a secure job with a few thrills and plenty to moan about. He was invisible. I could hear the troopers exchanging insults as they cleaned up indoors, but the parade ground was deserted. It added to the impression that detached duty out at Ostia was the free-and-easy option. I walked around the porticoes in the heavy shade cast by the barrack-like buildings. In one of the rooms a handful of prisoners, burglars captured during the night watch, were being processed by a wizened clerk. He kept them subdued by his competent personality. When I coughed, he looked up from his charge sheet; he knew me and when I enquired about applicants, he suggested I might find Rusticus three rooms down.

Who's he?"

Recruiting officer. Your lucky day. He comes once in two weeks, Falco." I had not reminded the clerk of my name. Rusticus will find time for you. He's never busy." Rusticus had taken over a cold office, outside which he had hung a slate with a picture of a stick-man and an arrow to say. Enter here. Fresh from Rome, he kept up appearances. He was awake. There was no visible evidence of him eating his lunch or playing board games. He had unpacked a scroll for oaths of allegiance even though he had no one queuing. He would need an officer to witness any enlistment; I guessed he had one on call. Whimsically, he pretended to think I was an applicant. He gave me the open-faced grin of welcome, though I noticed he did not bother to pick up his stylus. He knew perfectly well I had some other errand. At thirty-six, I was too old, for one thing. I had a well-exercised body that had seen too much action for me to volunteer for more. My laundered oatmeal tunic with bilberry braid was a custom fit, my dark curls had been tamed by a half-decent barber, and I had treated myself to a professional bath-house manicure. Even if he failed to notice my firm gaze and tricky attitude, once I stuck my thumbs in my belt he should have seen that it was a damn good belt. Visible on my left hand was a gold equestrian ring. I was a free citizen, and I had been promoted by the Emperor to the middle rank.

The name's Falco. Friend of Petronius Longus." Petro was in the Fourth Cohort. Rusticus must be from another, though not necessarily the Sixth who were currently on duty here. He conceded, Yes, Petronius Longus has supervised enrolments with me."

A good lad."

Seems it. What are you after, Falco?" I sat down on a spare stool. It was lower than his, so nervous recruits would feel vulnerable as they pleaded to join. This basic ploy failed to worry me. I am making official enquiries about a man who has gone missing from a palace secretariat." Although official" was pushing it, the Daily Gazette was a palace mouthpiece and the scribes would pay me from public funds.

I'm surprised they noticed!" Rusticus and I were not friends yet. I thought we would never be. But he took an interest.

Quite. Rusticus, this may be a false lead, but someone has told me my fellow recently tried to join the vigiles. His name is Diocles. If he gave a falsie, of course, I am stuck." Rusticus shrugged, then he leaned back on his stool, arms folded. He made no move towards the scroll in which newly enlisted recruits were formally recorded; he did not even look at it. Diocles? I turned him down." Obviously nobody much was rushing to join up in Ostia. I kept that to myself. Can you recall the circumstances?" He pursed his lips. He could not resist playing with an informer. I do remember, because unless he only has one leg, no, we took a Moesian amputee once, and he hopped around brilliantly, until he fell through a floor, turning one down is a rarity."

Something not right about him?" Rusticus took his time again. Diocles. Thin fellow. Unobtrusive sort of maggot. He trotted in, and he had all the patter. Had been a slave but was manumitted. Had forgotten to bring his certificate, but would be able to produce it. Wanted a new life, with a chance of citizenship and the corn dole. Even said he wanted to serve the Empire. Some of them regard being a patriot as a recommendation, though personally I find it more natural if they are trying to get free dinner and fun with flames." A cynic. I grinned my appreciation. Maybe he warmed up slightly. Or not. I decided he was just an unpleasant bastard.

Was he too old?"

I think he said thirty-eight. Not too far gone if they are tough."

So why did you reject him?"

No idea." Rusticus thought about it, as if amazed at himself. Palace secretariat, you say? Fits. His Latin was a touch too nice. But it was instinct on my part. Always trust instinct, Falco." I said nothing. Instinct can be a fickle friend. That significant feeling" often only means your last night's dinner has played up, or you're getting a cold sore. The recruitment officer leaned forwards suddenly. So what is the bastard? Special bloody audit?" I laughed. He thought Diocles was investigating the vigiles, some corruption enquiry. You're not far out. He's Infamia." Wasted. The vigiles never keep up with the news. He writes the scandal section of the Daily Gazette." I was taking a chance; Rusticus might now close ranks and clam up. But as a recruiter, I reasoned that he was a half-day visitor, not bonded with the Sixth. So," I said, lowering my voice, do we conclude that someone in the current detachment is thought to need scrutiny, in the public interest?" There could be a number of reasons. Swiping funds. Having perverts for playmates. Blatant inefficiency… Wrong. inefficiency does not make exciting news.

A skirt?" asked Rusticus, looking keen as he thought up his own ideas. No, sleeping around is allowed! The wrong skirt."

Possible," I agreed. I stayed here briefly. Things seem positively prudish. I've seen hardly any late-night visitations from women with togas." On a female, the toga is the badge of a prostitute.

No; it would have to be big," said Rusticus. An officer in bed with a town councillor's wife?"

Or sending very large presents to a superior officer's mistress?"

Or cosying up to a crook's floozy, even then, only if the crook was under special investigation."

For at least import tax evasion."

With backhanders."

Above-average ones!" We both subsided, at the limit of not-very-shocking offences to name. I can't see it, Falco," sighed Rusticus. Wouldn't raise a flicker in Rome." I was ready to leave. You're right. It's tame. I don't know why he came here, but I don't believe Diocles was looking into the vigiles themselves." He had gone after other jobs, for one thing. So; is there anything else you can tell me about my missing man?"

He was fine when he left here. I said we had no vacancies but I'd keep his name listed. He took it quietly enough." I had reached the door before an impulse made me turn back. Did he give you a contact address? A room by the Marine Gate?" Rusticus looked surprised. He said he'd come in that day from out of town; I had the impression he stayed somewhere on the coast. Afraid I didn't bother to take down the details. I wasn't interested in him, after all." I did find the officer of the day. As I left, he was entering through the main gate, in company and laughing with Privatus, that builder with the stranded hair who was giving Petro houseroom. Maybe he was seeking a contract to rebuild the squadron house. The builder acknowledged me pleasantly, looking vague about where we had met. He seemed at home here. It was too much to hope that it was because he was regularly arrested. I managed a private interview with the officer and asked whether any Damagoras" featured in their special lists. He said the lists were confidential. He refused to look them up. Sick of unhelpful blockheads, I went home for lunch. There, my very intelligent and normally helpful girlfriend was awaiting my return. But even Helena Justina looked as if she might turn nasty.