"Bad Habits" - читать интересную книгу автора (Barry Dave) Dave Barry. Bad Habits: A 100% Fact-Free Book Dedication Introduction Household Perils It’s In The Genes Barbecuing Is The Pits A Solution To Housework Three-Pronged Attack They’ve Got Our Number Okay, Now Try The Engine Problems that cause your car to make loud noises. Problems that cause your car to stop. The Problem With Pets Fish and Green Cheese Governmental Follies Fungus On The Economy Give Wall Street Credit Outbungling The Commies It’s Drafty In Here Mx Is The Way To Go. Bye Mx Service Warranty Birthday Celebration Why Not A Postal Service? The Leak Detectors States For Sale, Cheap There Auto Be A Law You’ll Look Radiant Caution: Government At Work Taxation Without Reservation A Taxing Proposal Our Patriotic Booty Taxpayer’s Blues The Media Is The Mess-Up Perking Up The News Junkyard Journalism Bring Back Captain Video In Depth, But Shallowly Radio’s Air Heads What To Ban On Video Subtract Those Ads Commercials For Men’s Hair Darkeners Commercials For Headache Remedies Commercials For Smoker’s Tooth Polish Commercials For Stove-Top Stuffing Commercials For Wisk Low Finance A Matter Of Life And Debt Full-Service Bankruptcy The Net May Be Gross Anti-Insurance Policy Build Your Own Mess God Needs The Money Health Habits Exercising Your Rights Programs For The Unfit Jogging For President A Cold Cure? Who Nose? Male Delivery Room Tale Of The Tapeworm Injurious To Your Wealth Psychiatrist For Rent Oaf Of Hippocrates “Great Baby! Delicious!” Oklahoma Baby Chicken Hat Wild Teenage Babies from Outer Space Attack of the Baby-Eaters B–Sts And Baby Care Suet Won’t Do It Important Health Note: Dentistry Self-Drilled Culture Staggers On Art Cuts Really Sphinx Some Art, Some Art Not The History Of Art How To Appreciate Art Music To Get Rich By How To Read Music Prurient Interest Rate Compressed Classics A Little Learning Basic Frog Glop Schools Not So Smart Why We Don’t Read What Is And Ain’t Grammatical It Takes A Lot Of Gaul How To Trap A Zoid College Admissions Scientific Stuff Barry’s Key To Life Basic As Atom And Eve Boredom On The Wing What’s Alien You? The Computer: Is It Terminal? The First Computer The Second Computer Modern Computers Computers Taking Over The World Bring Back Carl’s Plaque Socket To Them Cloudy With A Chance Of ... Eat, Drink, And Be Wary The Art Of Wine Snobbery Beer Is The Solution The Story Of Beer How To Make Your Own Beer Hold The Bean Sprouts Rooting For Rutabagas Traveling Light Vacation Reservations Trip To Balmy California The Plane Truth Destination: Maybe The Sporting Life Unsportsmanlike Conduct Football Deflated Gunning For Safety Something Fishy Here Tips From The Bottom Serf Wanted Wedding Etiquette Getting Engaged Announcing the Engagement Choosing a Church The Invitation What the Wedding Party Should Wear The Order of the Wedding Procession Who Pays for the Wedding “Look! I Got You A Gift!” About Lawn Order The Law Vs. Justice Into The Round File
Problems that cause your car to make loud noises. What you do here is turn up the radio. If your car doesn’t have a radio, you can sing loudly as you drive. Some people try to deal with noise problems by messing around with the muffler, but I advise against this. Mufflers are filthy, disgusting objects covered with parts of every dead animal you have ever run over. I would no more touch a muffler than I would change my oil.