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(Barry Dave)
Dave Barry. Bad Habits: A 100% Fact-Free Book
Dedication
Introduction
Household Perils
It’s In The Genes
Barbecuing Is The Pits
A Solution To Housework
Three-Pronged Attack
They’ve Got Our Number
Okay, Now Try The Engine
Problems that cause your car to make loud noises.
Problems that cause your car to stop.
The Problem With Pets
Fish and Green Cheese
Governmental Follies
Fungus On The Economy
Give Wall Street Credit
Outbungling The Commies
It’s Drafty In Here
Mx Is The Way To Go. Bye
Mx Service Warranty
Birthday Celebration
Why Not A Postal Service?
The Leak Detectors
States For Sale, Cheap
There Auto Be A Law
You’ll Look Radiant
Caution: Government At Work
Taxation Without Reservation
A Taxing Proposal
Our Patriotic Booty
Taxpayer’s Blues
The Media Is The Mess-Up
Perking Up The News
Junkyard Journalism
Bring Back Captain Video
In Depth, But Shallowly
Radio’s Air Heads
What To Ban On Video
Subtract Those Ads
Commercials For Men’s Hair Darkeners
Commercials For Headache Remedies
Commercials For Smoker’s Tooth Polish
Commercials For Stove-Top Stuffing
Commercials For Wisk
Low Finance
A Matter Of Life And Debt
Full-Service Bankruptcy
The Net May Be Gross
Anti-Insurance Policy
Build Your Own Mess
God Needs The Money
Health Habits
Exercising Your Rights
Programs For The Unfit
Jogging For President
A Cold Cure? Who Nose?
Male Delivery Room
Tale Of The Tapeworm
Injurious To Your Wealth
Psychiatrist For Rent
Oaf Of Hippocrates
“Great Baby! Delicious!”
Oklahoma Baby Chicken Hat
Wild Teenage Babies from Outer Space
Attack of the Baby-Eaters
B–Sts And Baby Care
Suet Won’t Do It
Important Health Note:
Dentistry Self-Drilled
Culture Staggers On
Art Cuts Really Sphinx
Some Art, Some Art Not
The History Of Art
How To Appreciate Art
Music To Get Rich By
How To Read Music
Prurient Interest Rate
Compressed Classics
A Little Learning
Basic Frog Glop
Schools Not So Smart
Why We Don’t Read
What Is And Ain’t Grammatical
It Takes A Lot Of Gaul
How To Trap A Zoid
College Admissions
Scientific Stuff
Barry’s Key To Life
Basic As Atom And Eve
Boredom On The Wing
What’s Alien You?
The Computer: Is It Terminal?
The First Computer
The Second Computer
Modern Computers
Computers Taking Over The World
Bring Back Carl’s Plaque
Socket To Them
Cloudy With A Chance Of ...
Eat, Drink, And Be Wary
The Art Of Wine Snobbery
Beer Is The Solution
The Story Of Beer
How To Make Your Own Beer
Hold The Bean Sprouts
Rooting For Rutabagas
Traveling Light
Vacation Reservations
Trip To Balmy California
The Plane Truth
Destination: Maybe
The Sporting Life
Unsportsmanlike Conduct
Football Deflated
Gunning For Safety
Something Fishy Here
Tips From The Bottom
Serf Wanted
Wedding Etiquette
Getting Engaged
Announcing the Engagement
Choosing a Church
The Invitation
What the Wedding Party Should Wear
The Order of the Wedding Procession
Who Pays for the Wedding
“Look! I Got You A Gift!”
About Lawn Order
The Law Vs. Justice
Into The Round File
Dedication
To Mom and Dad, who never forced me to go see Santa Claus.
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