"Stay Fit And Healthy Until You’re Dead" - читать интересную книгу автора (Barry Dave)

So the Bottom Line Is ...

... now is the time to start that fitness program! Fitness is more than just another new “craze,” like flavored popcorn or parenthood. Fitness is a philosophy of life, a revolutionary new concept in personhood, and, ultimately, a way for people like me to become wealthy via the sales of fitness-related items such as this book.

But people like me can do only so much. We can take your money. After that, it’s up to you. If you don’t follow the diet and exercise program outlined in this book, it won’t do you a bit of good. Even if you do follow it, it may not do you any good. Nobody really knows what will happen. You’ll be the first person who ever actually tried this particular program. I meant to try it myself, before the book got published, but I had to buy snow tires. So maybe it would be a good idea to have a friend try it first, as a sort of test, and watch to see whether he actually does become fit, or starts lapsing into lengthy comas or something.

Well, that’s enough of a pep talk. Let’s square our shoulders and take that first step toward Becoming a Fitter You. Those of you who are unable to simultaneously square your shoulders and take a step may do them one at a time.