"The Early Asimov. Volume 1" - читать интересную книгу автора (Asimov Isaac)IIIRussell Harley noticed how the elevator boy’s back registered repulsion and disapproval, and scowled. He was not a popular guest in the hotel, he knew well. Where he made his mistake, though, was in thinking that the noxious bundle of herbs about his neck was the cause of it. His odious personality had a lot to do with the chilly attitude of the management and his fellow guests. He made his way to the bar, ignoring the heads that turned in surprise to follow the reeking comet-tail of his passage. He entered the red-leather-and-chromium drinking room, and stared about for Lawyer Wilson. And blinked in surprise when he saw him. Wilson wasn’t alone. In the booth with him was a tall, dark figure, with his back to Harley. The back alone was plenty for recognition. Nicholls! Wilson had seen him. “Hello, Harley,” he said, all smiles and affability in the presence of the man with the money. “Come on and sit down. Mr. Nicholls dropped in on me a little while ago, so I brought him over.” “Hello,” Harley said glumly, and Nicholls nodded. The muscles of his cheeks pulsed, and he seemed under a strain, strangely uncomfortable in Harley’s presence. Still there was a twinkle in the look he gave young Harley, and his voice was friendly enough-though supercilious-as he said: “Hello, Harley. How is the trial going?” “Ask him,” said Harley, pointing a thumb at Wilson as he slid his knees under the booth’s table and sat down. “He’s the lawyer. He’s supposed to know these things.” “Doesn’t he?” Harley shrugged and craned his neck for the waitress. “Oh, I guess so…Rye and water!” He watched the girl appreciatively as she nodded and went off to the bar, then turned his attention back to Nicholls. “The trouble is,” he said, “Wilson may think he knows, but I think he’s all wet:’ Wilson frowned. “Do you imply-” he began, but Nicholls put up a hand. “Let’s not bicker,” said Nicholls. “Suppose you answer my question. I have a stake in this, and I want to know. How’s the trial going?” Wilson put on his most open-faced expression. “Frankly,” he said, “not too well. I’m afraid the judge is on the other side. If you’d listened to me and stalled till another judge came along-” “I had no time to stall, “ said Nicholls. “I have to be elsewhere within a few days. Even now, I should be on my way. Do you think we might lose the case?” Harley laughed sharply. As Wilson glared at him he took his drink from the waitress’ tray and swallowed it. The smile remained on his face as he listened to Wilson say smoothly: “There is a good deal of danger, yes.” “Hum.” Nicholls looked interestedly at his fingernails. “Perhaps I chose the wrong lawyer.” “Sure you did.” Harley waved at the waitress, ordered another drink. “You want to know what else I think? I think you picked the wrong client, spelled s-t-o-o-g-e. I’m getting sick of this. This damn thing around my neck smells bad. How do I know it’s any good, anyhow? Far as I can see, it just smells bad, and that’s all.” “It works,” Nicholls said succinctly. “I wouldn’t advise you to go without it. The late Hank Jenkins is not a very strong ghost-a strong one would tear you apart and chew up your herbs for dessert but without the protection of what you wear about your neck, you would become a very uncomfortable human as soon as Jenkins heard you’d stopped wearing it.” He put down the glass of red wine he’d been inhaling without drinking, looked intently at Wilson. “I’ve put up the money in this,” he said. “I had hoped you’d be able to handle the legal end. I see I’ll have to do more. Now listen intently, because I have no intention of repeating this. There’s an angle to this case that’s got right by your blunted legal acumen. Jenkins claims to be an astral entity, which he undoubtedly is. Now, instead of trying to prove him a ghost, and legally dead, and therefore unfit to testify, which you have been doing, suppose you do this…” He went on to speak rapidly and to the point. And when he left them a bit later, and Wilson took Harley up to his room and poured him into bed, the lawyer felt happy for the first time in days. Russell Joseph Harley, a little hung over and a lot nervous, was called to the stand as first witness in his own behalf. Wilson said, “Your name?” “Russell Joseph Harley.” “You are the nephew of the late Zebulon Harley, who bequeathed the residence known as Harley Hall to you?” “Yes.” Wilson turned to the bench. “I offer this copy of the late Mr. Zebulon Harley’s will in evidence. All his possessions are left to his nephew and only living kin, the defendant.” Turnbull spoke from his desk. “The plaintiff in no way disputes the defendant’s equity in Harley Hall.” Wilson continued, “You passed part of your childhood in Harley Hall, did you not, and visited it as a grown man on occasion?” “Yes.” “At any time, has anything in the shape of a ghost, specter or astral entity manifested itself to you in Harley Hall?” “No. I’d remember it.” “Did your late uncle ever mention any such manifestation to you?” “Him? No.” “That’s all.” Turnbull came up for the cross-examination. “When, Mr. Harley, did you last see your uncle before his death?” “It was in nineteen thirty-eight. In September, some time-around the tenth or eleventh of the month.” “How long a time did you spend with him?,’ Harley flushed unaccountably. “Ah-just one day,” he said. “When before that did you see him?,’ “Well, not since I was quite young. My parents moved to Pennsylvania in nineteen twenty… “And since then-except for that one-day visit in nineteen thirty-eight-has any communication passed between your uncle and yourself?” “‘No, I guess not. He was a rather queer duck-solitary. A little bit balmy, I think.” “‘Well, you’re a loving nephew. But in view of what you’ve just said, does it sound surprising that your uncle never told you of Mr. Jenkins? He never had much chance to, did he?” “He had a chance in nineteen thirty-eight, but he didn’t,” Harley said defiantly. Turnbull shrugged. “I’m finished, “ he said. Gimbel began to look bored. He had anticipated something more in the way of fireworks. He said, “Has the defense any further witnesses?” Wilson smiled grimly. “Yes, your honor,… he said. This was his big moment, and he smiled again as he said gently, “I would like to call Mr. Henry Jenkins to the stand.” In the amazed silence that followed, Judge Gimbel leaned forward. “‘You mean you wish to call the plaintiff as a witness for the defense?” Serenely, “Yes, your honor.” Gimbel grimaced. “Call Henry Jenkins,” he said wearily to the clerk, and sank back in his chair. Turnbull was looking alarmed. He bit his lip, trying to decide whether to object to this astonishing procedure, but finally shrugged as the clerk bawled out the ghost’s name. Turnbull sped do\VD the corridor, out the door. His voice was heard in the anteroom, then he returned more slowly. Behind him came the trickle of blood drops: “One moment, “ said Gimbel, coming to life again. “I have no objection to your testifying, Mr. Jenkins, but the State should not be subjected to the needless expense of reupholstering its witness chair every time you do. Bailiff, find some sort of a rug or something to throw over the chair before Mr. Jenkins is sworn in:’ A tarpaulin was hurriedly procured and adjusted to the chair; Jenkins materialized long enough to be sworn in, then sat. “Tell me, Mr. Jenkins,” he said, “just how many ‘astral entities’-I believe that is what you call yourself-are there?” “I have no way of knowing. Many billions.” “As many, in other words, as there have been human beings to die by violence?” Turnbull rose to his feet in sudden agitation, but the ghost neatly evaded the trap. “I don’t know. I only know there are billions.” The lawyer’s cat-who-ate-canary smile remained undimmed. “And all these billions are constantly about us, everywhere, only remaining invisible. Is that it?” “Oh, no. Very few remain on Earth. Of those, still fewer have anything to do with humans. Most humans are quite boring to us.” “Well, how many would you say are on Earth? A hundred thousand?” “Even more, maybe. But that’s a good guess.” Turnbull interrupted suddenly. “I would like to know the significance of these questions. I object to this whole line of questioning as being totally irrelevant.” Wilson was a study in legal dignity. He retorted, “I am trying to elicit some facts of major value, your honor. This may change the entire character of the case. I ask your patience for a moment or two.” “Counsel for the defense may continue,” Gimbel said curtly. Wilson showed his canines in a grin. He continued to the blood dripping before him. “Now, the contention of your counsel is that the late Mr. Harley allowed an ‘astral entity’ to occupy his home for twenty years or more, with his full knowledge and consent. That strikes me as being entirely improbable, but shall we for the moment assume it to be the case?” “Certainly! It’s the truth.” “Then tell me, Mr. Jenkins, have you fingers?” “Have I-what?” “You heard me!” Wilson snapped. “Have you fingers, flesh-and-blood fingers, capable of making an imprint?” “Why, no. I-” Wilson rushed on. “Or have you a photograph of yourself-or specimens of your handwriting-or any sort of material identification? Have you any of these?” The voice was definitely querulous. “What do you mean?” Wilson’s voice became harsh, menacing. “I mean, can you prove that “Your honor!” Turnbull’s voice was almost a shriek as he found his feet at last. “My client’s identity was never in question!” “It is now!” roared Wilson. “The opposing counsel has presented a personage whom he styles ‘Henry Jenkins: Who is this Jenkins? What is he? Is he even an individual-or a corporate aggregation of these mysterious ‘astral entities’ which we are to believe are everywhere, but which we never see? If he is an individual, is he Judge Gimbel stared at Turnbull. “Have you anything to say?” he asked. “The argument of the defense would seem to have every merit with it. Unless you can produce some sort of evidence as to the identity of your client, I have no alternative but to find for the defense.” For a moment there was a silent tableau. Wilson triumphant, Turnbull furiously frustrated. How could you identify a ghost? And then came the quietly amused voice from the witness chair. “This thing has gone far enough, “ it said above the sizzle and splatter of its own leaking blood. “I believe I can present proof that will satisfy the court.” Wilson’s face fell with express-elevator speed. Turnbull held his breath, afraid to hope. Judge Gimbel said, “You are under oath. Proceed.” There was no other sound in the courtroom as the voice said, “Mr. Harley, here, spoke of a visit to his uncle in nineteen thirty-eight. I can vouch for that. They spent a night and a day together. They weren’t alone. I was there.” No one was watching Russell Harley, or they might have seen the sudden sick pallor that passed over his face. The voice, relentless, went on. “Perhaps I shouldn’t have eavesdropped as I did, but old Zeb never had any secrets from me anyhow. I listened to what they talked about. Young Harley was working for a bank in Philadelphia at the time. His first big job. He needed money, and needed it bad. There was a shortage in his department. A woman named Sally-” “Hold on!” Wilson yelled. “This has nothing to do with your identification of yourself. Keep to the point!” But Turnbull had begun to comprehend. He was shouting, too, almost too excited to be coherent. “Your honor, my client must be allowed to speak. If he shows knowledge of an intimate conversation between the late Mr. Harley and the defendant, it would be certain proof that he enjoyed the late Mr. Harley’s confidence, and thus, Q.E.D., that he is no other than the astral entity who occupied Harley Hall for so long!” Gimbel nodded sharply. “Let me remind counsel for the defense that this is his own witness. Mr. Jenkins, continue.” The voice began again, “As I was saying, the woman’s name-” “Shut up, damn you!” Harley yelled. He sprang upright. turned beseechingly toward the judge. “He’s twisting it! Make him stop! Sure, I knew my uncle had a ghost. He’s it. all right, curse his black soul! He can have the house if he wants it-I’ll clear out. I’ll clear out of the whole damned state!” He broke off into babbling and turned about wildly. Only the intervention of a marshal kept him from hurtling out of the courtroom. Banging of the gavel and hard work by the court clerk and his staff restored order in the courtroom. When the room had returned almost to normalcy, Judge Gimbel, perspiring and annoyed, said, “ As far as I am concerned, identification of the witness is complete. Has the defense any further evidence to present?” Wilson shrugged morosely. “No, your honor.” “Counsel for the plaintiff?” “Nothing, your honor. I rest my case.” Gimbel plowed a hand through his sparse hair and blinked. “In that case,” he said, “I find for the plaintiff. An order is entered hereby that the defendant. Russell Joseph Harley, shall remove from the premises of Harley Hall all spells, pentagrams, talismans and other means of exorcism employed; that he shall cease and desist from making any attempts, of whatever nature, to evict the tenant in the future; and that Henry Jenkins, the plaintiff, shall be permitted to full use and occupancy of the premises designated as Harley Hall for the full term of his natural-ah-existence.” The gavel banged. “The case is closed.” “Don’t take it so hard,” said a mild voice behind Russell Harley. He whirled surlily. Nicholls was coming up the street after him from the courthouse, Wilson in tow. Nicholls said, “You lost the case, but you’ve still got your life. Let me buy you a drink. In here, perhaps.” He herded them into a cocktail lounge, sat them down before they had a chance to object. He glanced at his expensive wrist watch. “I have a few minutes,” he said “Then I really must be off. It’s urgent.” He hailed a barman, ordered for all. Then he looked at young Harley and smiled broadly as he dropped a bill on the counter to pay for the drinks. “Harley,” he said, “I have a motto that you would do well to remember at times like these. I’ll make you a present of it, if you like.” “What is it?” “‘The worst is yet to come.’ “ Harley snarled and swallowed his drink without replying. Wilson said, “What gets me is, why didn’t they come to us before the trial with that stuff about this charmingly illicit client you wished on me? We’d have had to settle out of court.” Nicholls shrugged. “They had their reasons,” he said “ After all, one case of exorcism, more or less, doesn’t matter. But lawsuits set precedents. You’re a lawyer, of sorts, Wilson; do you see what I mean?” “Precedents?” Wilson looked at him slack-jawed for a moment; then his eyes widened “I see you understand me.” Nicholls nodded. “From now on in this state-and by virtue of the full-faith-and-credence clause of the Constitution, in “Good lord!” said Wilson. He began to laugh, not loud, but from the bottom of his chest. Harley stared at Nicholls. “Once and for all,” he whispered, “tell me -what’s your angle on all this?” Nicholls smiled again. “Think about it a while,” he said lightly. “You’ll begin to understand.” He sniffed his wine once more, then sat the glass down gently And vanished. |
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