"Dahl, Roald - Revolting Rhymes" - читать интересную книгу автора (Dahl Roald)

SheТs going to taste like caviare.
Then Little Red Riding Hood said, СBut Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.Т
СThatТs wrong!Т cried Wolf. СHave you forgot
СTo tell me what BIG TEETH IТve got?
СAh well, no matter what you say,
СIТm going to eat you anyway.Т
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creatureТs head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, СHello, and do please note
СMy lovely furry WOLFSKIN COAT.Т



THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

The animal I really dig
Above all others is the pig.
Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever,
Pigs are courteous. However,
Now and then, to break this rule,
One meets a pig who is a fool.
What, for example, would you say
If strolling through the woods one day,
Right there in front of you you saw
A pig whoТd built his house of STRAW?
The Wolf who saw it licked his lips,
And said, СThat pig has had his chips.Т
СLittle pig, little pig, let me come in!Т
СNo, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!Т С
Then IТll huff and IТll puff and IТll blow your house in!Т
The little pig began to pray,
But Wolfie blew his house away.
He shouted, СBacon, pork and ham!
СOh, what a lucky Wolf I am!Т
And though he ate the pig quite fast,
He carefully kept the tail till last.
Wolf wandered on, a trifle bloated.
Surprise, surprise, for soon he noted
Another little house for pigs,
And this one had been built of TWIGS!
СLittle pig, little pig, let me come in!Т
СNo, no, by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin!Т С
Then IТll huff and IТll puff and IТll blow your house in!Т