"Haldeman, Jack C - Enemy Of The State" - читать интересную книгу автора (Haldeman Jack C)cleaning, Mr. Haldeman. We sent you notices on the 8th, 15th, and 21st of last
month and you have not yet replied. Really, Mr. Haldeman, your teeth are the most important organ in your body, and you are doing yourself no good at all in ignoring our reminders. We simply cannot be responsible for your mouth if you do not follow recommended dental hygiene procedures. INSERT CARD. ENTER YOUR SECRET NUMBER.... Dear [Client Name=] MR. HALDEMAN. Our databanks here at THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PETS show that it is time for your [pet type =] GOLDFISH, [pet name #1=] HYDE and [pet name #2=] ZEKE to receive their annual [treatment #1=] RABIES SHOTS and [treatment #2=] HOOF CLEANING. Please do not delay in setting up an appointment for these vitally important procedures. Mention our name when purchasing fish food at [Info Exchange Member=] MOM & POP GROCERY INC. for 25 cents off. **** ERROR DETECTED **** **** DELETE MESSAGE. SEND AGAIN. **** Dear MR. HALDEMAN. Our databanks here at THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PETS show that it is time for your pet GOLDFISH, HYDE and ZEKE to receive their annual RABIES SHOTS and HOOF CLEANING. Please do not delay in setting up an appointment for these vitally important procedures. Mention our name when purchasing fish food at MOM & POP GROCERY INC. for 25 cents off. INSERT CARD. ENTER YOUR SECRET NUMBER.... A number of flags in our master computer have brought you to our attention here at the Sheriff's Office, Mr. Haldeman. We would like to discuss a few things with you. Our sources show that you have been receiving mail at a Post Office Box for several years now. Surely you do not live in a PO Box. Please supply us with your actual physical address. Studies have shown that individual (non- business) owners of PO Boxes often have ulterior motives in hiding behind a box number. Repeated calls to your unlisted home phone have revealed that you utilize an answering machine. It is well known that individuals with such equipment are almost always concealing information, especially those with unlisted numbers. Deposits to your checking account in May ($26.50) and December ($42.25) of last |
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