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year were of a cash nature. Please substantiate where this money came from. Our
local banks have been most cooperative in alerting us to possible money
laundering activities. You also deposited two checks last year from ANALOG
magazine. We are interested in your proof that this is a legitimate publication
and not a front for a South American drug cartel.
You are on record as a substance abuser (beer, nicotine and caffeine). You
subscribe to 17 different magazines, some of which (Playboy, Penthouse, Analog)
are, to say the least, suspect reading material. You exhibit wanton disregard
for public safety by operating your motor vehicle without the proper maintenance
any good citizen would perform as a matter of course. As a science fiction
writer, your abnormal interest -- as verified by library records -- in Satanism,
ESP and home-brewed beer can be considered morally questionable to the point of
possibly being criminal in intent.
In short, Mr. Haldeman, you fit every profile we've got, from parking ticket
scofflaw to mass murderer. To answer these questions, please call our hotline
number between the hours of 8am and 5pm using a standard touch tone phone.
Otherwise, we will be forced to send an officer to PO BOX 12123 in order to
interview you in person.




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Thank you for requesting the services of Interlibrary Loan, Mr. Haldeman. We are
holding a copy of HIGH EXPLOSIVES FOR FUN AND PROFIT for you on our reserve
shelf. Your copy of THE ANARCHIST'S COOKBOOK has also arrived. Thank you for
using DIAL-A-BOOK. Have a nice day.