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Mission Earth 07: Voyage of Vengeance
By L. Ron Hubbard

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Voltarian Censor's Disclaimer

The reader should know that there is no reason to go any further in the text than this page.
The Crown has been most lenient in allowing the publication of this fallacious sensationalism. In
fact, the appearance of this work in print has clearly proven beyond the shadow of a doubt the
Crown's confidence that the reading public will spurn this balderdash and turn instead to solid
fact.
In allowing the release of this deluded fantasy, the Crown also hopes that the failure of this
book will prove to the writer and any who might be interested that there is no market for such
capricious phantasms and that one should seek more realistic pursuits.
There are 110 planets in our great Confederacy and more yet to conquer. There is no limit to the
number of meaningful topics upon which one could expound, and every single one of them would be
more worthwhile and accurate than this utter, lying nonsense about the existence of this so-called
planet "Earth."
There is no "Earth," or "Blito-P3," as it is supposed to be designated on our astrographic charts.
There is simply no such place.
Therefore, the reader need go no further.
There is absolutely nothing here of substance. The entire book consists of nothing but fiction
about a race of so-called Earthlings.
Fortunately, there are no "Earthlings," as they would be the only ones naive enough to read this.
Therefore, you need not turn the page.

Lord Invay
Royal Historian
Chairman, Board of Censors
Royal Palace
Voltar Confederacy

By Order of
His Imperial Majesty
Wully the Wise

Voltarian Translator's Preface

You turned the page!
Thank goodness!!
I got worried there for a moment, from the way Lord Invay was carrying on.
Let me introduce myself: I am your dutiful translator, 54 Charlee Nine, the Robotbrain in the
Translatophone, at your service.
I'm the one who shifted all of this from Voltarian into your language. How would you feel if you
busted your bytes on a book only to find that your work is about to be wasted by a guy who says
"Don't turn the page"?
I don't hold anything against Lord Invay. He can get a little pedantic, but who wouldn't with a