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тАШI know IтАЩm going to hate myself for asking,тАЩ said Soap, тАШbut why is he going to sue the surgeon?тАЩ

тАШWell,тАЩ said Dave. тАШWhat with all the blood and it being an emergency operation and everything, it was
the kind of mistake anyone could make. Especially if youтАЩre Mr Fowler.тАЩ

тАШWhat, fumble-fingers Fowler? HeтАЩs not still in practice, is he? I thought he was struck off years ago.тАЩ

тАШHe probably will be this time. He sewed the manager s knob end on upside down.тАЩ

тАШI think IтАЩll go for a walk,тАЩ said Soap. тАШI feel a little queasy.

тАШIтАЩll come with you,тАЩ said Dave.

тАШIтАЩll stay here,тАЩ said Soap.

тАШJust one thing, Dave,тАЩ said Omally. тАШWhy exactly were you locked in a suitcase?тАЩ

тАШBecause I escaped from the police cell. I squeezed through the bars. They caught me again and locked
me in a suitcase and thatтАЩs when I overheard them talking about the Penistry. The policemen were having
a good old laugh about the managerтАЩs future prospects being cut short.тАЩ

тАШI still think itтАЩs a wind-up,тАЩ said John, applying him-self to his pint.

тАШYou should sue the police, Dave,тАЩ said Soap. тАШLocking you in a suitcase must be against the Geneva
Convention, or something.тАЩ

тАШI think IтАЩll pass on that. There was some further unpleasantness after I made my escape from the
suit-case. I put a bit more work FowlerтАЩs way. But the Penist said that IтАЩd have happy times ahead.тАЩ

тАШHold on,тАЩ said Omally. тАШYou mean to say that you actually went to see this woman?тАЩ

тАШI had a consultation, yes.тАЩ

тАШAnd she gave you aтАФ тАШ

тАШReading. She gave me a reading. She was a very nice woman. Warm hands, she had. She said she saw
a long and happy future stretching out in front of me.тАЩ

тАШItis a wind-up,тАЩ said Soap. тАШItтАЩs just an excuse for a lot of cheap knob gags.тАЩ

тАШIt isnot a wind-up.тАЩ Small Dave gnashed his teeth.

Soap and John took a step back apiece.
тАШIt isnot a wind-up. She said she saw me galloping to glory and IтАЩm sure she would have told me a lot
more if sheтАЩd been able to make herself heard above all the noise.тАЩ

тАШYou ask him, John,тАЩ said Soap. тАШI donтАЩt like to.тАЩ Omally shrugged. тАШWhat noise, Dave?тАЩ he asked. тАШThe
noise the policemen were making, shouting through the loudhailers. All that тАЬCome out with your hands
upтАЭ stuff And the helicopter circling overhead.тАЩ