Believe me, the last thing we ever expected to find was a Snark.
And Im just as sure we were the last thing he ever expected to
meet.
I wish I could tell you we responded to the situation half as
well as he did. But maybe I should start at the beginning. Trust
me: Ill get to the Snark soon enough.
My names Karamojo Bell. (Well, actually its Daniel Mathias Bellman.
Ive never been within five thousand light years of the Karamojo
district back on Earth. But when I found out I was a distant descendant
of the legendary hunter, I decided to appropriate his name, since
Im in the same business and I thought it might impress the clients.
Turned out I was wrong; in my entire career, I met three people