"Юрий Нестеренко. Проблемы с железом" - читать интересную книгу автора

"Well, I only took it out of the sheath."
"Did you try to grind it yourself?"
"What the hell for?"
"You know better, sir. Maybe you tried to install new spells on it?"
"No, I use the default ones, which are supplied with the sword!"
"Maybe it's the spoiling, sir? How long ago have you updated your holy
water?"
"I've downloaded the fresh version only two days ago!"
"I see, sir. Then look if there are unscreened sources of black magic
nearby. They may create hindrances for the sword."
"What the damned sources?! I'm in the desert!"
"Don't be so nervous, sir."
"Holy shit, I'm not nervous!"
"Then why do you pant?"
"Because the dragon is chasing me!"
"Oh, so the dragon is near you?"
"Yes, he is already QUITE near!"
"Excellent, sir! Give him the receiver."
"And what if he bites my arm off?"
"Sorry, sir, but medical problems are beyond our competence."
"Next time I'll buy a sword of Morgana, Ltd.!"
"Well... okay, sir. Describe at least how the dragon looks."
"Well, he is such... yellow... with moustaches..."
"It's clear now. You should begin with it. It's a non-licensed dragon,
a Chinese conterfeit."
"And?"
"Read the license agreement, sir. Merlin, Inc. doesn't guarantee any
compatibility with non-certified devices."
"And what shall I do?"
"Don't use cheap no-name dragons anymore, sir."
"Looks like HE is going to use me right now! Aaagh! No! Aaaaa..."
"Sir? Sir, are you okay?... Well, at any case, Merlin, Inc.
thanks you for cooperation!"